Ek faqeer bachi se ALLAH k naam par de beta bachi main beta nahi beti hun faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de beti bachi mera naam nusrat hai faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de nusrat bachi mera pora naam: Nusrat parveen hai faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de nusrat parveen bachi: Ye hui na baat ab maaf karo baba

Son: abu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya baap? Father: baap son: abu telephone kis ne bnaya? Father: Garaham bell ne. Son: us k baap ne kyun nai bnaya

Son: Sooraj zameen se kitni duur hai? Father: Pata nahiN Son: Aap ki is la-ilmi ki saza mujhay kal school meiN milay gi.

Kid : Aunty mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty : Chini dete hue, ? Acha aur kya kaha mummy ne ? ? Kid : Ager woh kimini na de to Pinky Aunty se le aana.

Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho? Poohi: Teacher Ne Mara. Mom: Kyu? Roohi:Maine Usko Murghi Kaha Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya

Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse zyada Kehna Mane ga, Ussy Hi Main Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi. Kids: Tab To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi Milengi.....! :-D

Man: beta ap k abu ghar per hain? Boy: nai wo walk per gye hain Man: acha apne bare bhai ko bulao Boy: wo cricket khailne gaye hain Man: tmhari ami to hon gi na? Boy: wo shoping krne gai hain Man(ghusay se): phir tm ghar kya kr rahe ho, kahin chale jao. Boy: uncle main b apne dost k ghar aya hua hun.

Baap: beta jab koi buzurg khara ho to apni jaga usay baithnay k liye de diya karo. Ek din beta apnay baap ki god mein baitha tha k dada aa gaye. Beta ek dam se khara hua aur kehne laga: aayen dadajan yahan baithen.

Bacha: mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q nhi khaya? Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga. Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha. Acha dubara mene hahti k samne 12 kaile rakhe to us ne aik b nhi khaya q? Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge. Bacha: nhi galat. is dafa hathi plastic ka tha

Aik bacha boht der se ro raha tha us ki maan keh rahi thi melay bachay ko ta chiye ,tofee,bikit,chips ,du du..? baby kehta hai nhi kch nhi bs ait DRL FRND (means one girl friend)

1 BaChE Se 1 AdMi Ne PoChA TuMhArE AbU KyA KaM KaRtE HaI BaChA : P.w.D MaI MaI HoTe HaI AdMi : P.w.D Ka KyA MaT|B HaI? BaChA : P.w.D Ka MaT|B HaI PoKrO WaLi DuKaN . . . ;->:-P

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha.. Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho..? Bachha: GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun..?

Mahman! Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy? Bacha! Muje schol jana boht acha lagta hy Or waha se wapis ana b boht acha lagta hy Bus waha rukna bura lagta hy:-D

Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Beta: Padh Rha Hu. Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho? Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story

Train sTatiOn pEr rUki tO 1 shAkhS nE PaS BethAy bchAy kO 20.RS Diay Or kAha i§ K Do sAib Le aAo. 1 khUD KhA Lena, Or dOsRa mUjhAY De dEnA. Bcha thOrI Der bAD SaIb khAta hUa Aya Or 10 Ropay Wapis kR K bOlLA, Dukaandaar K pAsS Ek hI Saib thA, Aap aPnAY HisSaY Ka aGLay staTiOn sE Le Lena.

Son : Mummy mai b darya me nahaaon ga Mummy : nahi beta pani boht gehra hai Son : magr mummy papa b toh naha rahe hain Mummy : beta papa ki bat aur hai in ka insurance ho chukaa hai :-)keep smiling:-)

SoN:Main SchoOL Nahi Jaonga Mom:Kyun? Son:Naukri KroON gA. MoM:4TH ClasS Parhkar Kya Kaam Kro Gay? Son:3rd Class Ki Ladkio?N Ko Tution Parhaonga

Mom: kyn ro rhe ho? beta: keel lgatay hoay hathhori papa k hath pe lag gye thi mom: itni c bat pe nh rote.tmy to hsna chahiye tha beta: hssa hee to tha !

Kid:Abbu jb aap fail ho jate the to dada aap k sath kya salok krte the Abbu:Wo Meri khoob pitai krte the Kid:Pr jb dada fail ho jate to? Abbu:To un k walid sahab unka ser phor dete the. Kid:Abbu me exam me fail hogaya hun agr aap mujhse tawun krein to ye khandani dehshat gardi humsha k liye khatam ho sakti hai

Son: Dad! What is the diffrence between LOVE, RELIEF & BELIEF? Father: Your Mom is my LOVE, our maid is my RELIEF & I'm your dad.. Well.. thats my BELIEF